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Your dog is already up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":67994392199489,"sku":"20625135180825485646","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67994392232257,"sku":"18197994627698472798","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67994392265025,"sku":"13280110752576072792","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":67994392297793,"sku":"22659754013018570994","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67994392330561,"sku":"26016190209866956866","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67994392363329,"sku":"24445148703647787434","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":67994392396097,"sku":"33868922861705414848","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67994392428865,"sku":"24212437294375537304","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67994392461633,"sku":"29226135700993755902","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":67994392494401,"sku":"13992129053024988533","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67994392527169,"sku":"18787163534982139018","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67994392559937,"sku":"29699258926368257928","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":67994392592705,"sku":"51751735160242316009","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67994392625473,"sku":"72155461481489990709","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67994392658241,"sku":"22420719487312466629","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":67994392691009,"sku":"25537400561384458327","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67994392723777,"sku":"11257608660789863859","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67994392756545,"sku":"29766573199610715677","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1008\/6668\/7297\/files\/20261023013447-1f1ce81e-ec97-65b6-8081-965a13ca5c38.png?v=1792719434"},{"product_id":"i-don-t-need-ai-my-dog-is-right-about-everything-funny-dog-lover-sweatshirt-heavyweight-fleece-crewneck","title":"I Don’t Need AI “My Dog Is Right About Everything” | Heavyweight Fleece Crewneck","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003eSome opinions are better left to the dog.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial;\"\u003e“I Don’t Need AI. My Dog Is Right About Everything\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003e.” sweatshirt combines dog-parent humor with bold, vintage-inspired chat bubble artwork made for proud dog moms, dog dads, gift for dog lovers and anyone who trusts their four-legged best friend over any app.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003eMade on\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003e the classic Gildan Heavy Blend™ crewneck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003e, this unisex sweatshirt is thick, warm and built to last, with a roomy, relaxed fit. Wear it for cold dog walks, coffee runs, cosy weekends or anywhere your dog gives advice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003e- Unisex classic fit with a roomy, relaxed feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003e- Thick heavyweight fleece, warm and sturdy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003e- Ribbed cuffs and hem\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003e- Crew neckline and tear-away label\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003e- Sizes S–3XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003e- Available in Black, White, Sport Grey, Forest Green, Navy, Dark Chocolate and Sand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003e- Made to order especially for you\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003eFIT NOTE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003eChoose your usual size for a classic unisex fit or size up for an extra roomy, relaxed look. Please review the size chart before ordering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003eCARE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron directly over the design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003eYour dog already knows. 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Wear it for early dog walks, coffee runs, cosy weekends or anywhere your dog sets the schedule.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003e- Unisex classic fit with a roomy, relaxed feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003e- Thick heavyweight fleece, warm and sturdy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003e- Ribbed cuffs and hem\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003e- Crew neckline and tear-away label\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003e- Sizes S–3XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003e- Available in Black, White, Sport Grey, Forest Green, Navy, Dark Chocolate and Sand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003e- Made to order especially for you\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003eFIT NOTE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"LTR\"\u003eChoose your usual size for a classic unisex fit or size up for an extra roomy, relaxed look. 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