Short Legs Long Grudges “Dachshund Arms Crossed” | Soft Cotton Fleece Crewneck

The “Short Legs Long Grudges” sweatshirt pairs dog-parent humor with bold, sassy artwork of a Dachshund with its arms crossed, sitting on a very long scroll of grievances. It’s made for proud dachshund moms, dachshund dads, wiener dog lovers and anyone who never forgets a thing.

Printed on the Gildan SF000, this unisex crewneck has a smooth cotton face and a brushed, cozy inside. The dropped shoulders give it a relaxed, slouchy fit that’s easy to throw on. Wear it for cool mornings, cozy weekends or anywhere you want comfort with a punchline.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Unisex relaxed fit with dropped shoulders
• Medium-heavy 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²) fabric
• Solid colors: 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
• Sport Grey: 75% cotton, 25% polyester
• Brushed interior and 100% ring-spun cotton face
• 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex that stretches and keeps its shape
• Seamless sides, knitted in one piece
• Tear-away label
• Made with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes
• Sizes S–3XL
• Available in Black, Navy, Forest Green, Charcoal, White, Sport Grey and Sand
• Made to order especially for you

FIT NOTE

 Choose your usual size for a relaxed unisex fit or size up for an oversized, cozy look. Please review the size chart before ordering. Due to the fabric, the White may look slightly off-white rather than bright white.

CARE

 Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Use only non-chlorine bleach if needed. Iron on low heat, never directly over the design. Do not dry clean.

Short legs. Long memory. Zero forgiveness.